Table of Contents

Foreword i

Introduction

PART 1: THE MESS 7

Chapter 1 – Yes, I Am an Author

Chapter 2 – My New Personality

Chapter 3 – You-Know-Who

Chapter 4 – Person-to-Person Call for Professor Newton

Chapter 5 – The Baby Dragon

Chapter 6 – The Dating Expert

Chapter 7 – If You Can Make It There

Chapter 8 – La La Land

Chapter 9 – The Prisoner and the Plagiarist

Chapter 10 – Launching Into a New Life

PART 2 – THE MESSAGE 131

Chapter 11 – Making Your Mess Into Your
Memoir

Chapter 12 – Once You’ve Finished Writing

Chapter 13 – Always Remember That You’re
The Messenger

Chapter 14 – The Best Ways to Make Your
Book Successful

Conclusion – Making Your Message Your Business

Acknowledgments